This is Why I Need a Bizillion Drafts

I write terrible first drafts. Some writers outline and organize, and their first drafts, while rough, resemble an actual story. I want to be one of those writers so, so badly. But instead, I faff around and write myself dumb notes/jokes. I've tried outlining, but it just won't take.

Example: first draft from the story I'm working on now (sequel to Rescuing Love).

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During my second draft, I want to kick my first draft self.